var quotes = new Array(
	""Don’t corner anything that’s meaner than you."",
	""Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you none."",
	""You can’t always keep trouble from visitin’, but that don’t mean you have to offer it a chair."",
	""Tellin’ a man to get lost and makin’ him do it are two entirely different propositions."",
	""When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else."",
	""Bein’ too positive in your opinions can get you invited to a dance — in the street, to the music of shots, nicely aimed."",
	""Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement."",
	""The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with stares directly back at you in the mirror every morning."",
	""Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly."",
	""A pair of six-shooters beats a pair of aces."");

var length = quotes.length;
var randomquote = Math.round((length-1)*Math.random());